As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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