i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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