Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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