Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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