I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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