I need help removing her.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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