i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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