Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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