she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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