i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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