You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.