o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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