They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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