had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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