Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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