I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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