she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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