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(317): View more from Indiana

hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(561): View more from Florida

hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger

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(804): View more from Virginia

...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks

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(214): View more from Texas

We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now

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(+61): View more from Australia

I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?

(224): View more from Illinois

No. Not at all.

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