Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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