I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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