so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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