Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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