you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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