i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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