a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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