Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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