I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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