the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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