i permit you to call me
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize