so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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