Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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