Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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