Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.