how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.