i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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