hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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