Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I take back everything I said about communal showers
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
All the doctor said was why
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.