super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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