girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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