Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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