so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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