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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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