The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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