is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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