Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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