The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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