i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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