Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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