Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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