someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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