chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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