So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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