we made out on top of his cat.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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