i will never coherently bang her
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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