scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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