I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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