Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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