she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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